Paciano Tales

Tales of things that might or might not have happened in Paciano


These tales of hilarity and hijinks are purely the stuff of fiction, whipped up by a whimsical wordsmith for your amusement and delight. Should you spot any uncanny likenesses to real people, places, or pickle-filled predicaments, rest assured it’s nothing more than a cosmic coincidence! In other words, any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or real-life situations is purely a happy accident, and definitely not the result of sneaky eavesdropping or gossip-fueled inspiration. Wink, wink.

List of posts

  • Paciano’s Floral Pilgrimage

    It was a bright Friday morning, when the daring Pacianesi, a motley crew of locals and stranieri, congregated at the Church of Maria Della Stella. Their mission was of great importance: they were to venture to Cervaro and create a floral masterpiece in the likeness of San Francesco during the National Infiorata of Cervaro. To

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  • The Calabrone Calamity

    Once upon a time, in the charming town of Paciano, a vibrant group of townsfolk set out for the annual Infiorata of Cervaro. Among them was our hero, Hugo, a jovial soul destined for a perilous encounter with a cantankerous calabrone, the infamous Italian hornet. While the Pacianesi were caught up in the spirited chaos

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  • Red Waters Rising – Part 3: The Prophecy’s Final Echo

    A dreadful spring had cast a somber shadow over Italy. Unrelenting rain lashed the land, causing devastating floods that took lives and destroyed homes. From the ravaged city center of Bologna to the submerged streets of Cesena, fear and despair gripped the heart of the nation. The usually serene town of Paciano was no exception.

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  • Red Waters Rising – Part 2: The prophecy

    As dawn broke on the following day, a tangible excitement hung in the air of Paciano. Sleep had eluded many of the villagers, their minds filled with questions and theories about the mysterious prophecy yet to be revealed. Monte Pausillo stood majestically against the morning sky, its shadows seemingly whispering secrets of the past to

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  • Red Waters Rising – Part 1: The Time Capsule

    Spring 2023 in Paciano, a quaint medieval village nestled on the slopes of Monte Pausillo in Umbria, was abuzz with an air of anticipation and mystery. The tranquil rhythm of the village was disrupted, not by the usual preparations for the tourist season, but by a peculiar discovery. Nobody remembered when exactly the roadworks on

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  • The Wild Boar Treaty of Paciano

    Fed up with the wild boar problem plaguing their vegetable gardens and eating their flowers, the villagers of Paciano were at their wits’ end. One day, during a heated town meeting, Ettore, the town’s historian and storyteller, suggested an unconventional solution. He recounted an old tale he’d heard during one of his pilgrimage walks to

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  • The Pastapocalypse!

    Once upon a time, in the picturesque village of Paciano, nestled amongst the rolling hills of Umbria, there occurred a most extraordinary event. The townspeople awoke one morning to find their narrow cobblestone streets covered in a veritable avalanche of pasta. There were spaghetti strands draped over balconies, fusilli spirals caught in the branches of

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  • The Mysterious Art Thiefs

    In the quaint and picturesque town of Paciano, a close-knit community was abuzz with excitement and intrigue. Emma, a beloved local artist, discovered that her artwork had been stolen from her home. To make matters worse, her recently launched website, designed to showcase and sell her art, had been hacked. The website now displayed a

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  • How sail-mates stirred the rumor mill

    One sunny day, after a misadventure involving a boat scam, Hugo and Nancy decided to go sailing with Marco, a local Italian guy who knew everyone and everything around Lake Trasimeno. Marco had been instrumental in helping Hugo avoid being scammed when he almost bought a share of the boat that didn’t actually belong to

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  • Red Olive Oil

    Red Olive Oil

    Jack, an Australian expat living in the charming Italian town of Paciano, found himself needing to return to his homeland during the height of the pandemic. Knowing that he’d have to endure a two-week quarantine in a mediocre hotel with subpar service and abysmal food, Jack decided to bring a taste of Italy with him.

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About The blogger

Meet our resident storyteller, the ever-so-eccentric but exceptionally talented Filippo Mazzarelli. Filippo has a knack for spinning the most ordinary events into extraordinary tales, with a dash of wit and a generous dollop of humor. It is rumored that Filippo once successfully turned a story about a lost sock into a comedic odyssey, complete with talking appliances and a daring escape from the dreaded sock-eating monster. When Filippo isn’t concocting hilarious stories, he can be found practicing the fine art of interpretive dance with his pet llama, Sir Fluffington, who also happens to be an excellent proofreader.

Filippo’s writing journey began at the tender age of six when he crafted a heartwarming tale about a lonely marshmallow who found true friendship in a cup of hot cocoa. Since then, Filippo has dedicated his life to tickling funny bones and delighting readers across the globe with his quirky, lighthearted narratives. With an uncanny ability to find humor in even the most mundane situations, Filippo Mazzarelli has become a beloved figure in the world of storytelling. Whether it’s pajama-clad Australians, magical Italian beanstalks, or the thrilling exploits of the Paciano townsfolk, you can trust Filippo to deliver a tale that will leave you chuckling and eagerly awaiting the next adventure.

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